Carmen Electra is a quandry.

          No acting skills.  She can't sing or dance.  No sex tape.  She has never dated anyone very famous... only tools like Denis Rodman and Dave Navarro.  And now she's old.  Yet she's still showing up to haunt us.

          She's like a tube of toothpaste.  No matter how much you squeeze out, there's always enough left for another brush. 

          This weekend Electra turned 36.  In Hollywood Bitch years, that's like 104.    Maybe she'll come out with another cool stripper video...like stripping with a bad back. 

 

        Carmen Electra is engaged to a cheap ass.  The engagement bling that she was flaunting last month after her official engagement was announced turned out to be a flea market el cheapo worth about $1650.  Damn, my John Deer weed whacker and leaf blower combo is worth more than that.  

        I now pronounce ya'll Mr. and Mrs. Dumb Ass

 

        The annual hoe convention must've started early this year. Carmen Electra and Kim Kardashian pose on the set of their new film, "Disaster Movie" in Shreveport, Louisiana.  

        We don't know what the movie is about but we're guessing something with no brains and a lot of ass.   Nick Lache's hoe, Vanessa Manilla was there as well.