GQ Magazine has been going dowwwwwwn hill ever since they've been putting bitches on the cover.  Cameron Diaz, graces the cover of this months GQ and can you spell P-H-O-T-S-H-O-P boys and girls? 

         I don't know how stupid they think their readers are now a days but we're guessing stupid enough to to think Cameron Diaz might really look like this.

        Luckily for the world there exists Celebrity JackAss to clear things up.  CLICK HERE to see the rest of the photoshop pics from Diaz' GQ spread and Celebrity JackAss' "spread" of Diaz.  (WARNING - highly graphic and not suitable for kids or old men with heart flutters)  

 

  

        300 star, Gerard Butler, talked to the pappos during his morning run.  He didn't like the fact that people were pairing him off with Cameron Diaz, saying they were an item.  Yeah we don't blame you big guy.  The two were seen walking and having dinner together a couple times. 

        Butler stated, "So if I take my dog for a walk, apparently I'm fucking my dog...No it's not true!".  HEY! Camel Diaz might be old and homely with no tits but she ain't no dog. . . Ah who am I kidding, she's a fucking 2-legged Mastiff.  Damn you Butler, you win again. (Camel Diaz seen leaving Nobu restaurant in LA, alone)

   

 

        Get better mammacita... We can't make fun of you like this.

 

        Cameron Diaz is on the set of her new movie, My Sister's Keeper.  Now they tell us that she's wearing a skull cap, but we know better.  We know she wears a fugly wig made of dead donkey tail and this is her real life look.

       

                                  

        Cameron Diaz (35) dines at Dan Tana's in Hollywood yesterday wearing what I can only assume is a "Save the Columbian Weed forest" shirt.  She's trying to draw attention from the awful shirt by making retarded facial expressions, but it's not working.

        Diaz is rumored to be dating Jennifer Aniston's ex, Paul Sculfor, but that's what people said about her and Gerard Butler and that turned out to be a load of shit. 

        We don't think she's dating anyone right now, which would explain the left over bean curd & moo shoo pork she's taking home to eat later..