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FOR SHAME
Yesterday Bruce Willis was spotted violently throwing water at the pappos that were trying to take his picture. When will these celebrity Nazis learn that you don't fuck with the Paparazzi.
Willis and his youngest sperm booger, Tallulah, were spotted shopping, when the pappos caught Tallulah's ass hanging out, flapping in the wind and now it's allllllll over the net. Damn shame.
Oh well, Bruce and Demi liked her the least anyway. How else do you explain her fucked up name?
BRUCE ALMIGHTY
Man, Bruce Willis must've seen his little Tallulah's hiney all over the blogs yesterday... Cus he's pissed. Awwwww
Willis confronted one of the pappos yesterday to show them who's boss. Out of the 3000 paparazzi Bruce picked on the 5'1" Asian dude... Come on Bruce, even Tallulah could've kicked his ass.
Mr. Die Hard told the pappo, "Next time get out of the way or you're going down, alright?"
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
The short, little pappo should've said, "Wud you talkin about Willis?"
OH LORD, HERE IT COMES!
Have you ever taken a dog for a walk...and when it bent over to take a shit you stood there wondering to yourself, "Why am I staring at this" ? Well that's Rumer Willis in a nutshell. The ectopic retarded offspring of Bruce Willis and Demi Whore has started modeling. She posed for pictures 40 miles outside L.A. in various Good Will apparel.
We all knew this shit was coming after seeing her photographed fucking around and partying, and now that it's here you can't help but stare.
Judging from her pale skin and crusty knees we'd say she has a long career ahead of her modeling for Kibbels & Bits Inc.
DIE HARD YOU PAPPOS!
Bruce Willis must have mistook the pappos for the wicked witch of the west (Demi Moore) because he tried to make them melt by throwing water at them.
The Die Hard actor probably pissed in the bottle before he baptized the pappos. Hey, that's a great idea... Tinkle before you sprinkle...
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Jul. 30, 2008
BLESS YOU MY SON
Bruce Willis (53) was taking a stroll thru Beverly Hills with one of his troll kids when a pappo started snapping pictures a little too close for Willis' comfort. The Die Hard actor used his training in mortal combat to deal with the problem by throwing water on the dude's car.
Damn that Bruce, now half his car will be clean and the other half will remain dirty and people will laugh and laugh and laugh. He showed them.
There's another pappo on the street taking pictures as the whole thing went down. Bruce threw the fucking empty bottle at that bitch, but the wind caught it and it ended up hitting his daughter in the eye.