Hulk Hogan appeared on Larry King Live last night to take his ginormous foot out of his ass and put it into his even bigger mouth. 

        When King asked Hogan about the audio tapes of him telling his son Nick that the victim (John Graziano) "did something to deserve it"... Hogan responded by saying, "This is in God’s hands. I believe things happen for a reason. This is to make Nick a better person. In my belief, this is to make John a better person.”

           Make John a better person...What the fuck??? 

         You didn't make him into a better person you made him into a vegetable.  We may say some mean things on here, but that's just fucked up.  To see the unapologetic interview CLICK HERE.

        To see John as a better person look here.

 

        Brooke Hogan spilled the confirmation beans that her sick and twisted mamma, Linda (48) is indeed dating her 19-yr old classmate.       

        Brooke said, "I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support."

        She doesn't like it, condone it, but will support it???  I smell a threesum.

        "I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school)," says Brooke.

        Now he's right between Mommy's ass and daddy's money!

        Brooke went on to say, "I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family. I’m actually on my way to see Nick now…You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best."   

        The sad thing is......NOW you're a "normal Hollywood family"!

 

        Let's sum up here.

        Nick Hogan is in prison complaining that his jail cell is not comfortable enough and planning his new reality show as soon as he gets released.

        Hulk Hogan says the horrendous accident that left teenager, John Graziano brain dead and paralyzed FOR LIFE was karma and John deserved it. 

        Linda Hogan is divorcing her husband and fucking a 19-yr old boy on the side.  And....

        Brooke Hogan is filming a reality show at ITT Tech and planning her family's secret revenge on her MySpace page while crashing her own car in broad daylight proving that no one in the Hogan family should even be allowed to operate a Radio Shack remote controlled dune buggy.

        And you thought your family was strange??

 

        There are reports that sasquatch whore, Brooke Hogan is secretly engaged...shhhhhhhhhh. 

        Big foot is engaged to 21-yr old choreographer Jonathan Prater according to The National Enquirer (God's toilet paper).  The two have been dating for a couple years now.

“He doesn’t care about being in the spotlight, which is one of the things Brooke loves about him. Hulk and Linda love him, too, which is remarkable, because they disagree about everything nowadays!”

          "He doesn't care about being in the spotlight" is a nice way of saying he doesn't want to be seen in public with her Lochness monster ass.  He's gotta be as stupid as the day is long to marry into that fucked up family.  Brooke probably threatened to beat his candy ass with her rubber horse dildo if he didn't propose. 

       

        Nick Hogan, who was sentenced to 8 months in Pinellas county jail in Florida for a street racing accident that led to his friend John Graziano being permanently disabled, (see below) is having a tough time in lock up.

        A family friend says:

“Nick’s doing really bad. He’s struggling to even form a sentence. They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn’t understand how awful jail really is until now.”

        Yeah it's tough to form sentences with a dick in your mouth huh Nick.  It's also tough to talk when you're paralyzed with a baseball sized hole in your head.

 

        Brooke Hogan is pissed that her brother was hauled off to prison to be somebody's bitch... so she went and did the unthinkable.

        She bitched about it on her myspace page...NOOOOOOO!

BS
Current mood: pissed off
Category: Life

I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I'm really pissed that the truth didn't come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn't from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn't start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I'm starting to figure it out. And I'm gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don't understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He's not "NICK HOGAN." AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…
 

        She has back up??? Man she can kiss my ass, she doesn't have....'Ding Dong'.. hey...OH NO it'S 72-yr old Randy "Macho Man" Savage....he's pointing at me with his pinkys and throwing stale slim jims ....HELP!!!

 

      

      Nick Hogan gets 8 months in jail for perjury.  Haste La vista ass hole.

 

 

         Brooke Hogan was busy shooting her new Reality Series on the campus of Florida Atlantic University this week.  The untalented hoe was turned down from 3 other colleges  including Univ. of South Florida, University of Florida, and Univ. of Central Florida.    It must've reminded her of when she actually applied for college all over again....poor slut.