Brad Pitt

Apr. 1, 2008

NO MARRIAGE, NO TWINS

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are doing som Pop Fiction shit of their own. Star Magazine reported that Brangelina adoption inc. got married over the weekend in New Orleans. It ended up being a crock of shit, and they retracted the story, the toilet paper production that they are.

The big rumor about Jolie being knocked up with twins was also a load of shit bigger than Perez Hilton's ass. Jolie told People today that she definitely does not have twins and that "twins" do not run in either of their families.

Mar. 17, 2008 - 1:00 p.m.

CLINTON - "I Did NOT have relations with Brad Pitt"

Not all celebrities are retarded ass monkeys. Brad Pitt continues his tumultuous rebuilding scheme "Make It Right" in New Orleans to help build homes for people who have suffered from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

This weekend he met with former Presidential pussy popper, Bill Clinton, to help raise more money to build homes. Good job guys....my donation's in the mail.

Look at the girl in the red hat! - And now look at the big smile on Clinton's face.

Some things never change :)

Mar. 7, 2008 - 8:30 a.m.

BRAD PITT ON SET

Brad Pitt was on the set of his new film, Tree of Life. The sexiest man alive is starting to look like my grand pappy.

You KNOW that it's time to hang up the 'sexy' card when you start pulling your pants up to your nipples.

Who do you think should be America's new sex symbol? How bout Perez Hilton?

ok Sorry

Mar. 2, 2008 - 3:30 p.m.

DON'T DO THE DEW

Now, God knows we love Brad Pitt ;the down to earth stud muffin that he is, but there has to be a better way of supporting our troops other than getting your hair cut at an Iraqi Super Cuts.

Brad and Angelina already have 4 children (Shiloh, Pax, Zoloft and Metamucil) and are in the process of adopting their 5th kid from somewhere in Chumbawamba, Africa.

God bless them one and all.

Apr. 21, 2008

THIS FRUIT HAS PITTS

Brad Pitt was out lookin all cool on his motorcycle this weekend and one of those bastard pappos thought it would be a good idea to photograph Pitt's ass. Normally a million dollar idea, but this time it ended up being about $4.78 at Wal-Mart.

Pitt was wearing fruit of the loom briefs. You'd think Pitt would wear some exotic French Undies 2 sizes too small for his junk but it turns out he's an undies vegetarian. PETA will be thrilled that no leopards were killed in the making of Pitts undergarments.

It's hard to look motorcycle tough with tidy whiteys on. Deep down inside we all knew Brad was a mamma's boy, we just didn't know that she was still buyin his underwear.

Apr. 26, 2008

GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNING

Ten years ago the image of Brad Pitt spread over a motorcycle would make women pee in their panties. Now...not so much. Well maybe a couple drops.

Here's the 44-yr old actor taking time out from all his charity work riding his bike somewhere in L.A. Unlike most annoying actors that give the pappos the middle finger, Pitt waves as he drives by.

Nice guy.