Comedian, Dave Chappelle made a rare public appearance outside of Fred Segal yesterday.  After single handedly making the word "crack" a household name... in all its forms (crack, crack cocaine, whitey cracker ass, butt crack, and "that guy cracks me up") Dave went on a "find myself" mission deep in the heart of KaboolaKaboola, Africa.

         Welcome back Dave.....welcome back.

        Rapper DMX (37) needs to change his name to DMF (Dumb Mother Fucker). 

        He was arrested AGAIN.  It's the third time since May.  This time in Miami, Fl for driving without a valid license.  Miami-Dade police musta pulled the brother over and he handed them his Sam's Club discount card. 

        DMF was arrested before for a suspended license, illegal drug and weapon possession, and cruelty to animal charges. 

 

        Don "Nappy-haired hoe" Imus is at it again.  Making racist remarks on his radio show and then claiming that they're only sarcastic comments. 

        What do you expect from someone named Imus?

       

        All the white people go grab some popcorn and Juju beans.. my niggas, Iced-T and Soulja dick are straight up trippin.  I don't know what I just said, but IT'S AWN!!! This time Lipton Ice-T responds to Soulja dick's response. 

        He apologizes....um....sorta.  I don't really understand most of this shit, because I went to 3rd grade, but I think "Old school" messed with "still in school", but the Soldier dude shouldn't have started a war because Iced-T made some cake.  I don't know what that shit means, but I just smoked-up and now I'm hungry.

        So watch the video... it's phat and sic as dope.

 

        Soulja Boy (17) responded to the verbal diatribe set in motion by Mr. Ice-T, stating that the young lyrical artist's musical masterpiece has created certain irreprehensible ramifications to the "hip hop" pecking order of which Mr. Ice-T has issued Mr. Boy a verbal affidavit to "eat dick".

        Mr. Boy, being in quite the conundrum, has retaliated with the apropos oral chastising of Mr. Iced-T by suggesting such comical innuendos as changing Mr. Ice-T's name to "lemonade nigga".   The language and grammar contained in the aforementioned video footage may be inappropriate to children or anyone with half a brain.

        For all of our African American readers, kindly enjoy the former.

 

        Ex South African President, Nelson Mandela (89) who has spent 27 years enslaved in a South African prison....raped, beaten, and tortured say's he couldn't stand 1 hour with SuperBitch, Naomi Campbell.

        Mandela has banned Campbell from attending his 90th birthday celebration in London's Hyde Park this weekend. 

        “The man himself intervened and she was pulled off the list. He was disappointed with her recent arrest — particularly as she was wearing a 46664 baseball cap at the time,” a spy told the British press on Wednesday. (46664 was Mandela’s prison number during his twenty-seven years of incarceration.)

        Stupid bitch!

       

        P. Doody wants people to know that he didn't change his name......and that he is on drugs.  He should change his name to Dumb Fucker.  I don't care what you call yourself, you shouldn't be allowed to make YouTube videos like this. 

 

         Just what every presidential candidate hopes for, an ignorant ghetto rap song.   Senator Obama (46) got that support from gangsta rapper Ludacris (30).  The song called KILL WHITEY 'Obama's Here' encourages all black people to "get off their asses and vote."

        In the song are such awe inspiring lyrics as "...paint the white house black."   Man that's clever.  I love gangsta rappers... While boring African Americans, like Oprah, Mandela, and Martin Luther King Jr. are out there fighting to bring down segregation and racism great rappers and other cool ass "niggers" like Ludy keep the hatred alive.  Nice.

 

 

        “I’m planning to run for governor of Alabama. I have to live there for seven years.  I bought my house there last year. I have homes in Arizona and Pennsylvania, but Alabama needs more help.” 

        - Charles Barkley (45)

         Anyone get the feeling that Florida's about to get a lot more crowded???