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Jul. 16, 2008
BREASTS ARE SO 90'S
Claire Danes (29) has a smokin body ... if you're into prepubescent Canadian pygmies. Danes is on vacation with her British boyfriend in Nipples Naples, Italy.
Seriously, did women just decide that breasts are out this year and not tell me? How do women like her breastfeed? Is that how straws were invented? Horny guys Enquiring minds want to know damn it?
Jul. 30, 2008
YAY IT'S SUMMER!
When it's a slow news day we like to fill the pages with senseless tits & ass just to keep ya'll honest.
Here's DiCaprio's bitch, Bar Rafaeli (23) taking a break from her grueling schedule of taking breaks in France.
Jul. 30, 2008
BOO IT'S SUMMER!
It's a good thing Gary Dourdan (41) is a CSI... Now he can figure out who slipped that tub of lard in his raisin bran this morning.
Here's Tubby in Ibiza, Spain with some attractive woman that we can only assume holds his Krispy Kremes for him.
Aug. 25, 2008
I'LL TAKE "THINGS YOU SEE AT THE BEACH" FOR 100 ALEX
Above is Minnie Driver (38) who appears to be looking for the sea cow that knocked her ass up while she was sleeping. Look at the size of this bitch... Is she having a baby or is she planning to just give birth to a senior citizen?
Below is what you SHOULD be seeing at the beach. Ali Larter (32) rocking a black bikini. Never get pregnant Ali... just steal someone else's baby.
Aug. 25, 2008
MOMMY...WHAT'S AN ATTENTION WHORE
Talentless hoe bag, Shauna Sand (36) takes her daughter to the beach. The attention whore didn't think the pappos would recognize her malnourished bony ass, so she sealed the deal by wearing a pair of glass bottom stripper heals.
I can only hope and pray that this hoe went into the ocean and her inflatable plastic shoes flipped her upside down and drowned her skank ass. But then again her tits would just save the bitch.