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May. 12,  2008  

GOOD BYE F-LIST HELLOOOO D-LIST

 

        While Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad continue their fake trips to the paparazzi Starbucks, doing talk shows and starting their Kmart clothing lines, Audrina Patridge (or Austridge legs) says "to hell with that", and flashed her titties only one time and BAM she is now offered a lead role in a movie.

        It's a sequel the god awful Jessica Alba movie, "Into The Deep".  I know, I know, I know... It sounds like kinky Anal Porn, but hey give the girl credit, she's trying. 

        Austridge Legs will be showing off her bird legs in a skimpy bikini.  Oh boy, oh boy!

 

Mar. 19,  2008   

THE HILLS HAVE TITS

     The Hills, the popular MTV reality show is making it's God awful return to cable television and they're bombarding unsuspecting Americans in the cross fire to boost their ratings.

     People actually unsubscribe to cable to get away from annoying crap like The Hills and they get plastered with this shit on magazine covers, the internet, it creeping out of sewers into your toilets and grabbing your asses.

Earlier we showed you Lauren Conrad in her fly paper outfit, and here comes Audrina Patridge  who was doing her casual nude walking up the stairs routine that we all do on Tuesdays, and was "somehow" "accidently" photographed and released RIGHT BEFORE the season premiere of her show.

“I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn’t know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me,” she says.

  Shut the fuck up you stupid, homely bitch...  we know you just went to a paparazzi bbq and took your shirt off and started getting jiggy.  Dumb bitch!

    Heidi Mantags & Spencer Flatt were a little more candid in their shameless plugging by chatting it up with Perez Hilton.

    To see all of Audrina Patridge's NUDE sex pics....CLICK HERE. 

 

 

May. 16,  2008  

AUDRINA IS A SERIOUS ACTRESS

 
 

        Audrina Patridge is in Hawaii filming her first feature film, The Reef.  It is the sequel to Jessica Alba's Into The Deep. 

        Audrina arrived in Hawaii and immediately spoke to the directors about her role, "Thank you so much for giving me this wonderful opport..."

        "Shut up and put this bikini on!"

        "Yes sir"

 

 

May. 31,  2008  

SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR THE LAKERS

 
 

        Remember a couple of months ago when Audrina Patridge (23) fooled the pappos with her little pop fiction tattoo crap.  Well, she should've known better.  Never fuck with a camera yielding pappo.

        On the plus side, there doesn't seem to be any cum stains on her sponge bob panties, so that's cool.

 

Jul. 22,  2008  

SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S GOOD FOR

 
 

        You can't say that Hills hoe, Audrina Patridge (23) doesn't know where her strengths are.  Snapped again wearing a bikini, Audrina shows off her famous curves at the DKNY beach house in Malibu, Cali.

        Audrina was paid $5000 an hour to go clubbing and take pictures with "the little people" over the weekend.  That's more than any doctor makes.  Good to know that a little T 'n A is worth more than a D 'n C in America.

 

Aug. 14,  2008  

SO THAT'S WHAT REAL TITS FEEL LIKE

 

        Audrina Patridge (23), feels up Chelsea Handler's goofy Mexican side kick, Chuy.

        This is why we love this girl.  She's dumb as a post, but she doesn't pretend to be something she's not.  I mean come on... this is every short, pudgy guys fantasy.  Brilliant I tell you.

        Now if we can just figure out what Chuy is doing with his other hand. 

 

Aug. 21,  2008  

PRINCESS AUDRINA AND THE GOLD BIKINI

        Here's Audrina Patridge (23) at the DKNY party house in Malibu earlier this month.  Most talentless celebs host their own Fake Reality Show on the E channel, but that's too much work for Audrina, so she's just going to take her clothes off every week.

        Speaking of Fake Reality, Audrina's boobs look like they're about to pop out of the sides of her bikini and hit the bitch in the back. 

     

Jul. 31,  2008  

YAY IT'S SUMMER!

 

          People always say how dumb Audrina Patridge (23) is.  How mind-numbingly stupid this bitch acts and how talentless she is.  And that may be true, but she has a nice smile.

        And look at those fake tits.  That's every man's dream to have two great plastic tits and enough room in the middle incase you want to put a spare tit.

        Ms. Patridge.... we give you the big one finger salute.