Brad Pitt and two of his kids, Soho and Zimbabwe, arrive at the hospital in France where Angelina Jolie is suspected to be in.  With that bitch you never know.

        Jolie's doctor held a press conference today just to tell reporters and fans that Angelina be chillin inside.  Thanks doc.

        I swear, the whole thing is just a hoax.  The bitch is probably not even pregnant.  She's been carrying around a pillow case full of marijuana from one country to the next, stuffing more in there as she goes.  She's got so many god damn kids nobody'll ever know if two are missing.

        Why didn't I think of that?

 

        Angelina Jolie (33) and Brad Pitt finally had their damn twins Saturday night in Nice, France.  After weeks of speculations and rumors started by Entertainment Tonight and their shotty work, two healthy fraternal twins were delivered in a ray of light from the heavens with doves flying overhead.

        The picture below is the mayor of Nice, Christian Estrosi, showing the birth certificates for Angelina and Brad’s new kids, Knox Leon and sister Vivienne Marcheline, on Sunday. He told reporters assembled outside Fondation Lenval hospital:

        “On behalf of the inhabitants of Nice, I congratulate the happy parents, the most famous couple in the world, who have chosen our city for this happy event. We are truly honored and thankful to have them here.”

         And to think, Jesus was born in a horse stable and only visited by 3 dudes.  Life's funny that way.