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Apr. 11,  2008  

WHAT A DICK

 
 

         Andy Dick is one of those celebrities that you look at and wonder 'how the hell do I know his name?'.   The D-lister was at the premiere of Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  

        The 43 year old just shows up at the premiers of movies that he's not in.   We would say he's going through a mid-life crisis  but sources tell us he was born an idiot.

 

Jul. 16,  2008  

DICKLESS MORON

 


        Andy Dick, best known for...well nothing, has been arrested in Murrieta, California for drug possession and sexual battery.        

        The forty-two year-old was nabbed just before 2 a.m in the parking lot of a Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar in Murrieta.  It's a sad day when police and criminals can't settle their differences over a plate of Hot Wings.   He is currently being held on $5,000 bail.

        This isn’t Dick’s first run-in with the law.

        In 1999, the was arrested for possession of cocaine and marijuana after driving his car into a telephone pole in Hollywood.

        Last year, Andy was collared for relieving himself in public.

        Hmmm... I never met a dick that acted like a such a pussy.  Oh well, good luck in prison Dick.