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Apr. 13,  2008  

ALICIA KEYS - "GANGSTA RAP, CREATED TO CONVINCE BLACK PEOPLE TO KILL EACH OTHER"


 

         Alicia Keys thinks its whitey's fault that black people rap about violence.   The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter tells Blender magazine: "'Gangsta rap' was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. 'Gangsta rap' didn't exist."

        Keys, 27, said she's read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck "to symbolize strength, power and killing 'em dead," according to an interview in the magazine's May issue, on newsstands Tuesday.

Another of her theories: The bicoastal feud between slain rappers Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G. was fueled "by the government and the media, to stop another great black leader from existing."

Keys' AK-47 jewelry came as a surprise to her mother, who is quoted as telling Blender: "She wears what? That doesn't sound like Alicia." Keys' publicist, Theola Borden, said Keys was on vacation and unavailable for comment.

Though she's known for her romantic tunes, she told Blender that she wants to write more political songs. If black leaders such as the late Black Panther Huey Newton "had the outlets our musicians have today, it'd be global. I have to figure out a way to do it myself," she said.

The multiplatinum songstress behind the hits "Fallin"' and "No One" most recently had success with her latest CD, "As I Am," which sold millions.

What do you guys think?

 

Apr. 16,  2008

BLENDER BLUNDER

 

 

         Alicia Keys is apologizing to anyone and everyone that'll listen to her ditzy ass for more than 10 seconds.  She tries to explain her "conspiracy theories" about Whitey that she made in this months issue of Blender Magazine. 

"My comments about `gangsta rap' were in no way trying to suggest that the government is responsible for creating this genre of rap music. The point that I was trying to make was that the term was oversloganized by some of the media causing reactions that were not always positive. Many of the `gangsta rap' lyrics articulate the problems of the artists' experiences and I think all of us, including our leaders, could be doing more to address these problems including drugs, gang violence, crime, and other related social issues."

"Additionally, regarding the AK-47 reference, AK-47 is a nickname given to me by some of my friends in jest, as an acronym for Alicia Keys and a metaphor for wowing people with my music and performances, “killing ‘em dead” on stage. The reference was in no way meant to have a literal, political or negative connotation."

        Now they just call her DumbAss-47.        

        Man, we haven't seen anyone kiss this much white ass since Elmer Fudd got his head stuck up that horse's butt.    Blender Mag stands by what they printed.  You're shit outa luck Keys... next time think before you say shit.

 

Apr. 17,  2008

ALICIA "CONSPIRACY" KEYS GETTING HITCHED


 

            The girl that told Blender Magazine that Gangster Rap was invented by the "white" government to screw over black people, is getting married.  We guess Keys doesn't know that marriage is just another way that big whitey brother can keep tabs of Da Black Man?!?

            Keys is planning a July 4th wedding to her man Kerry Brothers at the Oheka Castle in Long Island, New York. 

            Castle??? Doesn't she know that castles were made by the "white man" to enslave our ebony sisters into welfare and cornbread in the times of Yore.

            Ok...that's enough hating.  I gotta go, my pancakes are getting cold.

                PANCAKES!!!! Don't you know pancakes were invented by the "white man" just so they can squeeze the syrup from Aunt Jemima's nappy head each morning?