Alanis Morissette is pregnant. Rumors are floating around about who the daddy might be, but last we checked, Alanis Morissette broke up with Ryan Reynolds who is now engaged to Scarlet Johansson and was not attached at the hip last time we checked. 

        Alanis is like, "If that hoe is gonna take my life by taking my man and start singing then I'm gonna take her life by whoring myself out and getting fat."

        Below is AMor performing at the Today Show.

 

 

        Grammy eater winner, Alanis MoreToEat (34), does NOT take rejection well.  After being dumped by her ex-fiancé, Ryan Reynolds and then hearing about his engagement to Scarlett "Hungry Hippo" Johansson, MoreToEat apparently took her revenge... on a helpless buffet. 

         Here she is at the V Festival in England making love to the mic like it's a jumbo-sized Jimmy Dean sausage.