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Apr. 5, 2008

50 CENT AIN'T PAYIN A DIME

Rapper, Fiddy Cent won his court case against his baby's mamma this weekend. The judge ruling over the case stated that Shaniqua Tompkins has no business staying in the million dollar home that "50" purchased and evicted her broke ass. The judge continued to rape Tompkins happiness by ordering her to pay all of Fiddy's court fees.

The judge told her, "Now Mrs. Tompkins, I'm not suggesting that you are a gold digger, but it seems to me that you refuse to engage with any broke niggers...I sentence you to 18 years, 18 years."

Apr. 17, 2008

SHIT BITS

American Idol alum, Carrie Underwood and 50 Cent shoot a commercial for Vitaminwater. Underwood has signed on to promote her own line of Vitaminwater. Exactly what demographic are they trying to appeal to here? The hillbilly gangsta rapper in all of us?

Hillary Duff made the cover of Allure Magazine. In the mag, Hills talks about her relationship with the other teeny queeny celebs out there like Lohan, Miley, etc... and why exactly nobody likes her. Hell, you don't need to buy the magazine... we could tell you that for free.

CLICK HERE to read what she says and to see her pics.

Apr. 19, 2008

FIDDY DOESN'T WANT TO BE ALICIA KEYS FRIEND ANYMORE

Curtis Jackson (AKA fiddy) is pissed at Alicia Keys for saying that "Gangster Rap" was created by the government as a way of getting black people to kill themselves. (We're guessin he's not to happy with us either, for saying that KFC was created by the government to give black people heart disease).

50 Cent now responds, "I don't like people who don't like me ... that statement changes my perception of Alicia Keys totally. It's just not really a bright comment ..."

The young rapper ends by telling Showbizz, "In my eyes, Keys is now in the same category as Oprah." ...ummm... what the hell kind of insult is that??? Oprah is famous, respected, and a billionaire. Dumb ass should've compared her to Springer or Osama.

Can you believe Fiddy is going to be in a movie with Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro??? What the hell's the world coming to?

May. 30, 2008

50 CENT'S HOUSE NOT WORTH 50 CENT ANYMORE

50 Cent's crib has burned to the ground. TMZ reports that Curtis Jackson has lost his Long Island home due to a very suspicious fire early this morning. Oh yeah...Police and Fire rescue are looking for the suspicious blunt that magically lit itself and started it all.